I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
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