Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
