can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
you inspire me to be a worse person
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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