Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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