Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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