so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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