how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
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whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
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Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
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