Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
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Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
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My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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