This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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