For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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