I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
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You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
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At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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