I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
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I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
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Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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