no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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