people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
the day after is always just damage control
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
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A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
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When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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