ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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