I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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