Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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