I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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