Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
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No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
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I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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