I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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