it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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