I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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