I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
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I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
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If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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