If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
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America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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