I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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