question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
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Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
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So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
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