haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
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