try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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