"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
he thought i was a dude.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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