I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
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just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
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How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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