I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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