the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
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i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
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Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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