Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
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I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
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found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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