Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
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I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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