I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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