end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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