who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
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This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
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Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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