you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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