i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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