So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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