we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
Randomize