Grow some girl-balls and come out already
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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