I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
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