Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
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Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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