the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
