Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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