what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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