I can tuck mytits in my pants
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
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It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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