tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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