these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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