Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
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I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
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I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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