I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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