Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
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the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
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I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
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