physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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