shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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