would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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