please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Help. Why am I so naked?
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